As the literary community braces for the arrival of David Sedarisâ€™ latest satirical essay collection, Letâ€™s Explore Diabetes with Owls (hitting stores April 23rd from Little, Brown and Company), Lambda takes a nostalgic look at some of Sedaris’ most hilarious and gut-wrenching stories.
There are many books that can make a reader blush. For instance when Humbert fantasizes about burying his head in Lolitaâ€™s plaid skirt in Vladimir Nabokovâ€™s Lolita or when Rodolphe finally seduces Emma in a sultry glen on a warm summer day in Madame Bovary. Heck, even when Alex Kirby loses his virginity to the hunky Taylor Grayson in Fifty Shades of Gay. However, there is only one author who can turn his reader a deep scarlet while simultaneously making them laugh out loud at the misadventures of a potty mouth department store elf who is silently objectifying the other elves in the changing room. That author is David Sedaris.
I first read David Sedaris when I was a freshman at Florida State University. As a high school poet, I was trained to think the only literature that mattered was written by the classic authors: Emily Dickinson, Edith Wharton and Alexandre Dumas. All amazing writers in their own right, but each picked over by years of dusty scholars and redundant literary theory. I walked into ENC 1101 thinking I knew it all, and began reading Holidays on Ice. At the end of that first day, I felt like a four-year-old boy being lectured on the birds and the bees by his dad; except this time my dad was a Truman Capote-esque writer who found humor and irony in the crevasses of ordinary life. This is when I knew I was destined to learn all my life lessons from David Sedaris.
David brought something to the literary scene that was absent from the clunky and heavy high school textbooks. He made literature hip and nonchalant. You didnâ€™t need long protracted prose to explain the human condition, nor did you need a sonnet to express your love to someone. All David needed was wit, sarcasm, and a keen sense of observation. Till this day I re-read his essays when I want to analyze social behaviors or if I am just in need of a good laugh.
Davidâ€™s literary reign is nigh. In honor of the release of Letâ€™s Explore Diabetes With Owls, weâ€™veÂ compiledÂ a list of Davidâ€™s best essays. Below are the top ten stories that have made us laugh, cry, and, above all else, blush.
10. “Me Talk Pretty One Day” (Me Talk Pretty One Day)
Me Talk Pretty One Day
The flagship essay of Me Talk Pretty One Day.Â Itâ€™s not the funniest story in Davidâ€™s arsenal but it is a deeply revealing vignette that sets up the bookâ€™s thematic element of miscommunication. David finds himself returning to school in France at the age of forty-one unable to communicate with his abusive teacher. Eventually the need to retaliate overcomes language barriers and David finds himself speaking French. Spoiler alert: During a live reading of this essay, David said the teacher read the story and he was thrown out of the school as a result. Câ€™est la vie!
9. ”Â Jesus Shaves” (Me Talk Pretty One Day)
A direct follow-up to his French class epoch, David and his classmates try to explain the Easter tradition to a Moroccan student. One of his Polish classmates leads the charge and describes Easter as a “party for the little boy of God.” The essay pokes fun at how ridiculous the tradition of Easter is to foreigners; however, when David is confronted with an equally ludicrous French fable of a flying bell delivering chocolate he concedes to his American tradition.
8. “Hejira” (Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim)
Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
An unsung and extremely short essay in Davidâ€™s acclaimed Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim. Why is this essay the only one from that collection on our list? Well, the story is about Davidâ€™s father who kicks him out of the house for being gay. Initially David is unaware of this and assumes it was because of his habitual drug use. Anyone who reads David Sedaris knows he has a very complicated and often times very comedic relationship with his father. This essay isnâ€™t describing the end of their relationship. On contrary, itâ€™s only the beginning. This piece was truly ahead of its time and when put in the right context shows how far both men have grown to understand each other.
7. “Santaland Diaries” (Holidays on Ice)
Holidays on Ice
“Santaland Diaries” has become an urban legend. The story opens with David working as an elf at Macyâ€™s in New York City at the tender age of thirty-three. What makes this story brilliant isnâ€™t just Davidâ€™s deadpan one-liners (as he observes, â€œSanta is an anagram for Satanâ€), but his ability to analyze the human condition in a velvet elf suit. This story is packed with a spectrum of social issues, ranging from the contentious â€œchocolateâ€ Santa to a promiscuous elf named Snowball who is unsure of his sexual orientation. Pour yourself a whiskey on the rocks and read this one during Christmas.
6. “Glenâ€™s Homophobia Newsletter Vol. 3 #2” (Barrel Fever)
The fictional saga of a man named Glen who finds homophobia in just about everything he does. Dealing with a break-up, Glen falls for a young man name Drew at a local Quick Stop. The two strike up an unlikely friendship that quickly ends when Glen coerces Drew to stick a phone receiver down his underwear. This story will keep you salivating for more fictional Sedaris beings!
5. “I Like Guys” (Naked)
In one essay David capsulizes all the experience gay boys go through when coming to terms with their sexuality: speech therapy for emerging lisps and fear of defecating in public restrooms. Itâ€™s a first person perspective on the misplaced values of suburban life, and David draws parallels between racial and LGBT discrimination. Heavy stuff but youâ€™ll find yourself laughing until dawn.
4. “Annals of Commencement: What I learned and What I said at Princeton” (The New Yorker, June 26, 2006)
In this essay, an imagined baccalaureate speech at Princeton, David explores the fabled life of a college graduate trying to find his place in a world where a degree from one of Americaâ€™s finest colleges is utterly useless. This story is so infamous, thereâ€™s even a disclaimer on his Wikipedia page that states he did not attend Princeton.
3. “The Youth In Asia” (Me Talk Pretty One Day)
The death of a family pet leaves a hole in oneâ€™s heart that can never be filled. However, in the Sedaris household, when a guinea pig dies eulogies are kept short because as Davidâ€™s mother puts it, “the world is full of guinea pigs. You can get another one tomorrow.” David describes growing up in the post-Lassie world as one of a revolving door of cats and dogs. The essay culminates with David having to put his cat to sleep after the vet suggests euthanasia. Stunned, David quite literally envisions the “youth-in-Asia” helping to manage his grief. What makes this story brilliant is Davidâ€™s use of the family pet to examine the death of his own mother and how his father coped with her passing. Warning: make sure to have a box of tissues handy.
For you diehard Sedaris fans, you can see an early version of the story published in Esquire back in March 2000 before it was anthologized.
2. “Ashes” (Naked)
Our penultimate selection is a portrait of Mrs. Sharon Sedaris, Davidâ€™s mom. A deeply personal and heartbreaking essay where David discovers his mom has been diagnosed with cancer. David tackles his fear of losing his family, be it to marriage or terminal cancer, as they all gather on aÂ mountaintopÂ for his sister Lisaâ€™s wedding. The story ends with the haunting image of the Sedaris children talking about how they should have spent more time with their mother, all the while she sits in a motor lodge dying alone.
On a lighter note, this story is extra special to Sedaris fanboys because Amy Sedaris, Davidâ€™s equally talented sister, narrates part of the essay for the audiobook version. Itâ€™s almost magical to hear both David and Amy scream in unison â€œweâ€™re spoiled!â€ to their dad. It makes this time traveling road trip back to the Sedaris household all the more authentic.
1.” Old Faithful” (When You Are Engulfed in Flames)
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
As if any Sedaris fan needs an introduction to this one. This essay is essentially a love letter to his partner Hugh. The story finds David in the midst of increased paranoia as a boil terrorizes his bum. As David ponders the probability of a â€œlower back cancerâ€ diagnosis, he reminisces about the first time he met Hugh, and how they immediately bonded over fear of pierced nipples and group sex. David explores the notion of being an older gay couple in a world where they have nothing to talk about during dinner. The essay ends with Hugh valiantly lancing the boil off of Davidâ€™s bum and rescuing him from further discomfort, but more importantly his own fears of monogamy. Theirs is a love story for the ages.
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At Home With Amy Sedaris looks and sounds like The Barefoot Contessa got a makeover from the architect of Peewee’s Playhouse.
Amy Sedaris welcomes viewers to her new TV show — a satire that plays out like a bizarro-world cooking series, except the recipes are for terrible crafts — with a grin stretched so wide it’s practically falling off her tiny face. She delivers so many left-field punchlines that it’s hard to catch them all before she moves on to the next instructional segment or throws to a separate sketch. As a host, she’s equal parts earnest and off-kilter, introducing one demented craft project after another — from necklaces adorned with decaying raisins to popsicle sticks dipped in glue and stray hair — all while keeping an eye out for pesky snakes that might belurking behind yarn balls.
But make no mistake: Sedaris genuinely loves the world of crafting that she’s lovingly sending up. As seen in her books I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence(2008)and Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People(2010) — co-written with her Strangers with Candy co-creator Paul Dinello, who also directs At Home With Amy Sedaris — Sedaris has long blended her fervent love of entertaining with her singular sense of humor. She loves making people feel at home and then pulling the rug out from under them with a burst of laughter. If anything, Sedaris finding a way to build a TV show around her slightly deranged interpretation of domestic expertise feels long overdue.
At Home is the perfect mashup of these sensibilities, letting her entertain comedians, characters, and her famous friends alike with a delighted smile even as she perverts tradition. In the premiere, Sedaris’s guests include Nick Kroll as a stringy-haired felon who joins her to make angel food ice cream cake (one of the episode’s purer sketches), John Early as a particularly sardonic guest (in a very dry and funny sendup of talk show interviews), and Sedaris and Dinello’s other Strangers with Candy co-creator Stephen Colbert as himself, but also her turtle sitter. Future guests will include Jane Krakowski, Michael Shannon, and Justin Theroux, among others.
I’d love to share a joke or two from the first episode that particularly made me laugh, but they whipped by at such a rapid and dense clip that I gave up on taking notes to just enjoy the thing. But I can say that, even knowing how Sedaris and Dinello love to twist viewers’ expectations, their punchlines rarely went where I thought they might. Sedaris scuttles around the At Home set with so much vibrating energy that she seems ready to take flight at any given moment — but by keeping at least one foot on the ground in spoofing recognizable formats like cooking shows and late-night talk shows, she’s better able to make reality weird from the inside out.
At Home also finds time for sketch sidebars. At one point, Sedaris temporarily tosses hosting duties to “A Lady Who Lives in the Forest” to teach us how to make mushroom brooches. Later, she cuts to a PSA from the Crafting Safety Council on the various dangers inherent to the seemingly innocuous hobby, with examples including everything from errant scissor stabbings to the apparently consistent presence of very sneaky and poisonous snakes.
If there’s anywhere the premiere stumbles, it’s that it can sometimes feel a bit insular, like the comedians are swapping inside jokes at a private dinner party. The episode also tries to pack a whole lot of material into 25 minutes, tops. But it rarely feels quite as crowded as it actually is, because the entire show is crowded — or, maybe more accurately, dense — by design.
As an overall package,At Home With Amy Sedaris is a gleeful hodgepodge of silly jokes, talk show satire, and bubbly innuendo delivered with the gusto of a host who refuses to have anything less than an amazing time. It’s fun, it’s wacky, it’s everything Sedaris does best in one Technicolor package. Watching it really does feel like being at home with Amy Sedaris, one of comedy’s purest and most earnest weirdos.
At Home With Amy Sedarisairs Tuesdays at 10:30 pm on TruTV. Cable subscribers can now watch the first two episodes on TruTV.com.